Ghost Post by the Significant Other
Chicken Soup for the Father's Soul
I beat my children last night and it felt really, really good. I even managed to lay down a few on my wife. That felt even better.
I was merciless, they begged me stop, they pleaded with me to stop, but I kept up my relentless assault. I hit their heads, their chests, their stomachs and legs. At one point I even knocked the legs out from under my eldest and dropped him to the floor, following with a huge blow to his abdomen. Age gave no mercy. I attacked the 7 year old as much as the 2 year old.
I am not sure how the pillows made out though. Man, did it feel so good to get into a full-fledged pillow fight with all three boys. I whacked a lot of pent up aggression out on them. An hour later the boys were sweaty, mostly naked (apparently pillow fighting must be done in your underwear) and exhausted. I was feeling pretty good myself. *editor's note - the father resisted the insistent pleas that he also get down to his skivvies*
For future reference if your kids are frustrating you ... disguise a good beating as a pillow fight: it is great for your soul.
I beat my children last night and it felt really, really good. I even managed to lay down a few on my wife. That felt even better.
I was merciless, they begged me stop, they pleaded with me to stop, but I kept up my relentless assault. I hit their heads, their chests, their stomachs and legs. At one point I even knocked the legs out from under my eldest and dropped him to the floor, following with a huge blow to his abdomen. Age gave no mercy. I attacked the 7 year old as much as the 2 year old.
I am not sure how the pillows made out though. Man, did it feel so good to get into a full-fledged pillow fight with all three boys. I whacked a lot of pent up aggression out on them. An hour later the boys were sweaty, mostly naked (apparently pillow fighting must be done in your underwear) and exhausted. I was feeling pretty good myself. *editor's note - the father resisted the insistent pleas that he also get down to his skivvies*
For future reference if your kids are frustrating you ... disguise a good beating as a pillow fight: it is great for your soul.
posted by y-vonne at 11:07 AM
5 Comments:
Chuckle, chuckle ! Big smile. I know the boys are probably telling the kids in the school yard how they got even with their dad for making them brush their teeth every night!!!
It's a male thing...like a fish story:)
Slip a bread board in your pillow sleeve. That's my pillow fighting tip.
LOL..that was a great post. It's funny reading it cause my 26 yr old single mother of my 5 yr old grand daughter does stuff like that with her...sure beats the alternative when you get frustrated.
360 is no more. Even I cannot justify the $700.00 price tag.
Next time perhaps
We'll be trying that out here! That was too funny... hehe.
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